On Family
The "Must See Must Have" Boy movie
The SandLot
Disney really knew their stuff when they created the movie The Sandlot. Having an (almost) 8 year old boy it's given me an insight into what's to come. Don't get me wrong...we're already there! Baseball, buddies, 1st crushes, hanging out, spitting, the works...the language has transcended from the oldest to the middle child.
Gavin, my 3 year old, has really taken to the part of the movie when the boys have a name calling "face off" if you will. "Butt Sniffer," "You eat your Mommas toe jam," "You play ball like a girl," and the newest and most favorite scentence in my childs vocabulary..."Pee Drinking Crap Face!"
Seriously?! Why he attatched onto this statement is beside me. At first it was funny hearing a cherub faced blondie say it. Now...now I just see his eyes squink, that smile spreads across his face, and I knwo what's coming next. I just have to hope and pray that there's no one in ear shot. Of course we try not to give it any attention but sometimes it's just so damn funny you can't help yourself.
The other day he went on a rampage..."Pee drinking crap face couch!" And "Pee drinking crap face dog!" "Pee drinking crap face shoes!" You name it. The worse part is it's starting to wear off on Jeff and myself.
We got into an argument the other day and when he STILL hadn't put away the Christmas boxes, I got so mad...I thought about calling him lazy, or accusing him of not knowing how to prioritize, even thought about throwing "football is more important than the house" line but Noooo...I looked him straight in the eyes and called him....wait for it.....a PEE DRINKING CRAP FACE!!!
I felt like a 7 year old who just stuck he tounge out....and it felt goooood! LOL
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On Work
A guy orders a large Combination pizza for himself and his wife...I make the food...take it out with plates...he comes up and asks me for a bottle of Tapatia sauce...WTF!?
I told him we didn't carry that in the restaurant and he (with attitude) responds "Why not?!"
Seriously? Oh I don't know...because we sell frecking pizza...a primarily Italian food. That's like me walking into Burger King and asking for some Soy Sauce! What is wrong with people?
I truly feel like going to start a fight with Matt right now so I can call him a Pee Drinking Crap Face but knowing me, I'll forget at least one of the words and will forget to start the fight in the first place so most likely, I'll just walk out there and stare at him for a minute then wander off giggling to myself. This is going to be a good night.
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